It was just
another lazy Friday afternoon and I was sitting at my desk in office pretending
to work, while secretly checking my blog every few minutes to see if anyone
else has read it J. That is when my friend, let
us call her Angel, pinged me on office communicator –
Angel: “You are not gonna believe this!!! You
know what Shahrukh Khan’s full name is?”
Me: “Nope” (wondering Shah-Rukh-Khan has a fuller
name?!!??!)
A: “It is Deepak”
Me: “What?? Who told you that?? “(Disbelieving, yet
opening Wikipedia and Google, which is my reflex mechanism in such
situations.)
A: “found it on FB”
Me: “No chance... It is not there in wiki” (as far
as I was concerned, that settled the matter)
A: “Actually it is Deepak Menon.. looks like he is
mallu”
Me: “WHAT THE …?” (mild heart attack)
A: “You checked in wiki? Why???? (short
pause) Ohhh.. I am talking about that irritating guy in the next cubicle
whom we used to call Shahrukh Khan...”
Me: “^$&#$%*(_)**(^&(^^&$%@!W$@!%*(”
The
conversation continued on how he cannot (should not, must not) be a mallu and
we concluded that he should be a fraud who created multiple profiles in FB with
different surnames. (Yea.. we girls are sweet like that.. we find consolation
in the smallest of things :D and in our defense, the 25+ looking guy did have a
date of birth somewhere in the 90s in his FB page)
Ofcourse Shah Rukh Khan has a fuller name! It's Shah Rukh Mayur Khan ;) If all the conversations between you and this angel are like this, you must be having a gala time in office.. which would mean lots of such posts :D
ReplyDeletefind Shah Rukh Mayur Khan in this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shahrukh_Khan :P
DeleteWhich shows that you shoudn't really trust Wiki so much :P
DeleteBesides, aren't you the one who simultaneously opens Google and Wikipedia? Check out https://www.google.co.in/search?q=shahrukh+mayur+khan :P
DeleteSo, according to you, Kareena is Kareena VAIO Kapoor and Hrithik is Hrithik hide'n'seek Roshan uh? :P :P :P
ReplyDeleteHey! None of them call themselves that!! Except SRK. If you remeber the Ad, he does refer to himself as Shah Rukh Mayur Khan!!
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